The Musician

"You're a hell of a lot better than Phillip Glass." - Smokey Hormel

Ryan Thomas Johnson...Musical genuis!!! I said...Genuis!!!!

Behold UBERBAND, Ryan's central musical vocation! Acting as lead singer, keyboardist, and resident nudist, Uberband has been doing everything Pat Robertson hates for the past 7 years.

You are hereby ordered to go to UBERBAND'S WEBSITE...NOW!!!

Not enough for you, silly websurfer? Ryan is also keyboardist for jazzcore innovators RENFIELD and spooky ooky garage rockers BATLORD.

Still not enough for you? Why do you keep whining? Ryan also maintains his alter ego as video game scoring spaceman VOLDAR.

So, where did this musician know as Ryan Thomas Johnson come from? He's been tickling the ivories since he was 10. He played for a year and a half with L.A. rockers Calico, wherein he enjoyed quasi-rock stardom in Brazil (no joke) as well as touring the east coast, Texas, and all over southern CA. Calico played shows with such names as Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, Ben Harper, Blues Traveller, John Easedale, and the list goes on.

Nowadays, Ryan enjoys regular success touring Europe with Batlord, brining 13 year old ears much glee with Voldar, astounding nerds with Renfield, and making Satan weep with envy with Uberband.

Wanna find out more about what Ryan has done music-wise? Check out his resume. Ryan's busy with his many bands, but if you'd like to pay him to do some studio work or the occasional gig, contact him.